“Hi, I’m Bob from Account temps! Or at least I was about three or four weeks ago. Time has no meaning as of now I feel nothing hear nothing but I am ravenously drawn insatiably to one thing, human flesh, pink, bloody, tasty, tender goodness! Brains, organs, skin, muscle so much bloody goodness in one chunky package. Whoa, excuse me, I am getting quite ahead of myself, I’m forgetting myself. I have forgotten much these past few weeks. Let me explain.
It all started about three weeks when a deadly viral strain of H1N1 “Combatant” that broke out somewhere around a New Mexico test facility. Video footage leaked to Youtube and the world was shocked by the horrific footage as people were cannibalized right in front of our eyes. The government quickly stepped in and deleted the video and forced Screen Gems to say it was a video of the newest cheesy ass zombie movie. Everybody finally dismissed the video after about a week as the governments cleaning (disposal) crews went into the facility to find horrors and around forty-five survivors, survivors that ripped half the team limb from limb and infected the rest of them. From there it spread like wildfire. It hit California around a week and a half ago.
